el-vanet (2)

The following story actually happened with me 5 years ago. I was waiting for a van, and one passed by. It kept moving until I couldn't recognize the numbers on its license plates. I said to myself, no problem fi ghayro, so I waited for another one. Without notice, I was hit from behind, and brought to the ground. Yes, it was that distant Van. 2alle: tale3? iltillo: la2, ma sheyefne 3am ikdosh el2ared?

Another time and in the same location, i was a live witness to an extraterrestrial event. Tlo3et bi van w mshina shi 20 meters la ytalle3 wa7ad teni, bi2oum byiji van teni w bishekk 3layna w byekhod elzboun. Fa sar yzammer haydek w y3ayyet w ysabseb... Until his rage went to a place no rage has went before. Da3as benzin w darab elvan yall iddemo. Till here no surprise, common day stuff. Now i thought the other should get off his van and beat the crap out of the guy of the van I'm in. On the contrary, he kept calm, switched on "Reverse" and re-hit our van, ktir cool kenet el3amaliyye. The funny part, my van's driver didn't react, since he most probably felt stupid hitting him in the first place, and knew what an ash he made out of himself.